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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Spam Filter (Rated PG-13) PART 2

Hair and Body image:

  • Build a new life losing no hair from now on.
  • This is the medicine that will help you obtain slenderness and grace without exhaustion!
  • You should not refuse beer if you love it! You can enjoy beer and look good as well!
  • Prepare to catch the jealous looks on your hair.


Completely useless to me:

  • Your device is so little, she hardly finds it in bed?
  • If watering your instrument doesn't help it become bigger we know what works.
  • Your male strength will come back to you like a boomerang.
  • She will not need a magnifying glass from now to find your tool.
  • We offer the best alarm clocks for your small friend down there.
  • Enlarging your male tool means winning a war.
  • We know how to get your small friend up.

And my favorites:

  • Will dance for Gum.
  • We're Short on Euphemism Today.

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