Spam Filter (Rated PG-13)

I have a spam filter at work, and I'm notified a couple times a week to go in there and delete/deliver messages.

Here are samples of the fabulous offers that I have been missing because of my stupid firewall:

Questions about breast size:

• A complete natural way to enhance your breast.
• Get yourself the breast of your dream Via Quick Bust.

How about muscles?:

• The wanted tough muscles are easy to get with HGG.

Pimples?:

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Relationships?:

• Girl would like to have a boyfriend.

Money matters?:

• You can save really a lot, I've told you many times.

General health?:

• Say, No!, to herpes and, Yes!, to kisses!

Love matters?:

• Your intimate happiness is not far away.
• Your wife will be cooking you food so you can have her right.
• The blue pill will make your p*nis work in a few minutes.
• Your male member is screaming.
• You will always hear "Yes" when you offer a woman to share a bed with you.
• Give your partner more satisfaction and more pleasant moments.
• No more failures in bed! If you think this is impossible, you are mistaken.
• How to Get A Girl to Do AAnything (sic) And Everything in Bed.
• Dont loose (sic) hope to improve your intimate life.
• She will meet you all days with all your love.

And, my personal favorite and all-time winner:

• Your ,limo, stands idle in the garage, Fuel it with the new Via!