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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

One thing about traveling that I'll just never get used to...

And you don't always run into this problem, but it happens sometimes...for example this photo was taken in a very nice restaurant in China. Now what the heck am I supposed to do with this?


No, your depth perception is not 'off', that toilet is in the floor. "Flush" with the floor you might say. (ahhahahaHAAAAHAHAHa) I'm not blind to the benefit of avoiding sitting on an icky toilet seat. I'm really not. But you do have to stand in pee. And walk back out to the restaurant. So you're tracking it all over the place. Not to mention logistics. I will give $500 to anybody who can use this thing without soiling themselves. And what about those times (say like, once per day) when you really just need to sit down?
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6 comments:

  1. norwhales are the new unicornNovember 4, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    Try being taller. Splish. Splash.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 4, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    Can you say,"she pooped in her hand" in Chinese? Aaron

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  3. Sarah November 4, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    What would happen if you really really had to go #2? I'm dying to know? I think you might have to sit down on the floor and do it. How weird would that be? And I like the treads on the side of the porcelain. Nice design.

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  4. A Lady Reveals NothingNovember 4, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    Deep deep squat. Real deep.

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  5. INovember 15, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    Diapers?

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  6. I saidNovember 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    I'll take the $500 now please.

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