"Sometimes I like to dress up in trucker gear, call myself Duke Nukem, spit chew at imports, and ask where the restroom is at cuz I gotta rip a growler."
Turns out her brother-in-law steals her phone and sends mass texts, supposedly from her. Not her.
That is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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