I received the following in a text from my very good friend "S.":
When I got up this morning I saw my loofah has mysteriously unraveled.
"Dad, What happened to my loofah?"
"It unraveled."
"Have you been using it?"
"Yeah, I always use it."
"DAD!!! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHARE!!"
Just to put a stop to the doubtlessly dominant misconception that 'S.' stands for Shawn, I do not have an international cell phone to send this text nor a father with access to my bathing utensils.
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