A Funny Thing Happened at Angkor Thom...

Angkor Thom near Siem Reap, Cambodia is very cool.  Maybe my favorite place in the world?  I don't know.  I love everything.  So do you want to know what happened when I was there?

Summer and I were separated, mulling about on our own when I was overcome with heat and sat down in the shade.  A Japanese tour group came and stood close to me (too close, but whatever) and a man sat down right next to me as people took photos.  He leaned right and farted the loudest fart in the world, and then sat straight.  Like it was the most normal thing in the world.  Like he was Hal Hexum.  Then I smelled it.  It was foul.  And then he walked away.  Thanks! Japanese man.  Or should I say, Domo Arigato.