Hal-isms

Yay! Never fear, Summer-isms fans!  This popular feature of my blog will now be replaced by 'Hal-isms'.  Here are a few gems to get us started:

"The next time I see a Japanese man I'm going to kick him right square in the *ss."

"You talk about your crap kissin' your underwear, I had my small intestine rubbin on 'em."

"Well I don't want a burnt pork chop."