"You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go buy myself some Crocs, so I can blend in."
"Look. There's a guy with a cane. Why don't we stop and give HIM a thousand dollars?"
(While changing a tire) "Well THAT makes me pee."
"Oh my achin' ass. Do you s'pose I should go lay down for a while?"
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