Hallelujah!
I've never felt so very attractive and wanted! At the Lodge, to date, I have had five offers for dinner and four marriage proposals. All of the men are over 50, all but one were very drunk, and here are the propective dinner locations:
Subway
Hardee's*
Chocolate Moose (International Falls-style Perkins)
Thunderbird Lodge (classy joint) So far this guy is in the lead. Obviously.
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Here is the International Falls fishing Lodge mating ritual, as far as I can tell:
Drunk guy sees I am not wearing a wedding ring.
Drunk guy figures he is single (maybe.)
Drunk guy finds us to be immediately compatible. (= both single).
Drunk guy asks me out.
To Subway, for a sandwich.
*The Hardee's guy (60-something...) asked if I want to "hook up". Horrified, yet skeptical, I asked him what exactly "hook up" meant. He said, "you know, go to Hardee's for a coffee."
3 comments:
Yeah, coffee with a roofie in it and then you hook up. Love, Jacqui
Would that be a Ruficcino?
Mmmmm...not my kind of hookup....I guess with him there is no good kind..Hey Thanks for stopping by LOL..If you would like to submit something funny let me know at Laffylady@gmail.com..Have a great day..!
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