Neighborhood Kids Say the Darndest Things (aka The Worst Kind of Turd is an Honest One, the Prequel)

Look at these beautiful, amazing, enduring Sudanese children.  With their brilliant smiles and willingness to *hug* and *hug* some more.  My cheeks reddened as the little gent said "don't go", and smashed his face against my car window.  The girls asked "can we come with you?", while I voted myself the best Auntie to all children everywhere.

But what really made my empty womb beam, yes beam -- was when one of the little girls exclaimed to me (mid-hug):

"You have a very big fat stomach."