I had a worm. Once. In Scotland. Actually the worm came out in Ireland, but I'm pretty sure I got it in Scotland. I ordered the smoked salmon salad and didn't realize that smoked salmon was raw and only smoked, not cooked. I was only like 21 at the time, jeez. They don't teach that stuff in school in International Falls MN. Anyway, what I did learn in I. Falls was that you always eat your food. All of it. And so a few days later in Ireland I went to the bathroom and found what looked like the inside of an onion ring on the toilet paper. Like a cooked, invisible (see-through) onion. I freaked out! And then I remembered the raw salmon. For YEARS this was my story and I told it a thousand times.
Last summer I had a similar inside-of-an-onion ring on my toilet paper, and thought, "O.M.G. I still have that worm from 12 years ago in my body?" And then I realized I had been eating a TON of grapefruit lately. And, come to think of it, I had been eating a TON of grapefruit on that trip to Scotland/Ireland. In other words, I never had a worm, just an undigested piece of citrus fruit posing as a worm.
GROSS!!
I had a hard piece of candy stuck in the back of my teeth behind my top molar. I worked on that piece of candy for weeks, months maybe. Til I found out what a wisdom tooth is. Similar story?
ReplyDeletewhy do I go back to this: You guys are all nuts.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if having a worm would somewhat be like having a baby? You are somewhat nurturing and caring for it until you have to force it out.
ReplyDeleteHilarious Kelly. Was that recently?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Davin. I think having worms is exactly like having a baby. Don't they also take a poop test to find out if you're pregnant?
Sad as it is I got the wisdom teeth removed at 18.
ReplyDeleteKady you don't get worms from eating smoked salmon.
ReplyDeleteKelly and Kady, did either of you think to just ask someone about it?