I see so many problems with this kind of big toe nail.
1) Can't wear tennis shoes.
2) Can't wear socks.
3) Can't run in bare feet.
4) Can't get that pesky pinky toenail to stay stuck on.
5) Can't pee in a public restroom without having a photo of your foot taken.
In the end I was able to get a photo without much ado. The worst part of this whole scenario is that my camera flashed. I thought maybe I could get away with the sound only...but then the flash happened. Not to mention that it is completely illegal to take photos in public restrooms. (duh). I pictured that lady getting up and then wiping and then kicking the crap out of me. Without washing her hands first. Cuz a lady with that kind of pedicure ain't messin' around.
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I'm sure this will relieve your parents fears (eyes rolling).
At first I thought it might be Bridget's foot.
Disgust Daven!
Nice anonymous B. lol
im pleased to see davin has found a new forum in which to make fun of bridget!
I'm thinking sexy, but without sex in the word. Hmm Y.
Just think of the can do's: catch and then cut the head of a lizard. Really scratch the back of your knee good. Scratch someone else real good. Self defense comes to mind. Aids in swimming-more thrust. Point with big toe more accurately. Ahhh, create shade for a small insect. place to put your gum whilst eating. Bare foot tap dance. I could go on but I think you get the point.
Kick Cory in the ass good.
That's my Cory, always looking at the bright side!
Sorry, well Instead of good? Forgot ninth grade advanced english. Just kind of coasted through and never applied myself like I should've. I also took some electronics classes. Maybe that's the reason some of the things I write are so shocking to you, Kelly. Kelly kelly kelly K e ll y. From cheers, woody singing.
Wasn't shocked Cory, thought it was very funny. And then I thought I was funny, but I guess not so much.
It twas funny, whenst I figured out it was not a making fun of a my english. Mine defenses were up cuz someone else corrected me on sayings good insteads a well. Kelly is very funny gal indeed! ! 8v.)
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