Getting Googled

After much deliberation, and two years into blogging, I decided to open up the content of my blog to the Google search engine.  Initially, my thought was to be able to blog freely about certain people and happenings, I would need to have sort of a private blog to which only like my normal friends would have access.  Eventually I noticed that you can Google "Kady Hexum" and find my blog, so it's not like it's private and ungoogleable.  Also, my readership has expanded beyond my immediate family, and so I thought I would experiment to try and gain a few more followers.

I'm five days into the experiment.  I did a little searching to find out what exactly the Google keywords that strange people (from all over the world mind you) are entering to find content within my blog.  And here are my favorites:

•  tampons flush 
• (This one just brings you straight to the blog, not a particular post)
• embarrassing massage school stories
• (Scroll down to the last three stories on the page)
• boob rub
• crotch harness embarrass uncomfortable
• loko pee pants
• prayloveman

And the winner is:

• poop a little with a fart but then nothing

Gosh I hope the strange fettishest people from places like the Phillipines and northern Sweden aren't too disappointed when they arrive here?


Uhhh...No thanks, Dairy Queen, I'll just stick with the Buster Bar.