Mom: "Hal, you wanna talk to Kady?"
Dad: (picks up) "What's the ransom?"
Me: "20 bucks."
Dad: "Well, I would have loved to have helped ya."
Me: "Very funny dad."
Dad: "Well, I gotta go pee really bad, so I better get off the phone...I might be in trouble...why don't you call back sometime when I don't have to go pee?"
Me: "OK. Love ya."
If you're ever desperate to talk and want to hear juicy gossip about a ton of people you don't know, call me, Kady, I would LOVE to chat.
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