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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Hal-isms, Vol. 16

"When's the last time you been picked up by the seat of your pants and the scruff of your neck and been suitcased out the door?"

"I had cancer.  And I didn't see any Splenda on that thing when they took it out."



2 comments:

  1. I really think he needs a twitter account.

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  2. I know...but it's been done. Just think, William Shatner could be playing Hal in my cancelled series.

    Just one more thing I invented that was already in existence...

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