Of course, the deal clearly states that you will be handy mending a fuse when my lights have gone.
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| Hal's first oyster. |
64!!
"They wrote all of our ages on the backs of our legs so you could see people's ages. I passed a 64 year old guy and sang the whole way past him, "WILL YOU STILL NEED ME WILL YOU STILL FEED ME, WHEN I'M 64!" He said nothing. That one made me feel really dumb because it took me longer to sing the song than it took me to pass him, so I was still singing it for a while after I was already ahead of him. And then I thought, What if he thought I was being mean? Think about it. Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? Embarrassing."
I like that song, there's a bottle of wine in it somewhere.
ReplyDeleteoh, and BTW, you were the CUTEST girl on the track that day!!
ReplyDeleteAh, Mommy loves you.
ReplyDeleteDad was a 24 year old punk when he had me. Yikes. I've never done the math.
Aw shucks mom.
ReplyDeleteOh Kelly here we have just one more reference to you being 40 and that makes me happy.