Kady at Wal-mart / What's that on Your Jeans?

Summer and I went to Wal-mart to pick up some necessaries.  When we parked the car, a man pushed his empty grocery cart at me and said, "you'll need this.  There aren't any carts in there."  I was so touched by the kind gesture I didn't have time to realize he was totally scamming me so that he wouldn't have to put his cart away.  I made a mental note to use that one in the future.  Well played, my man, well played.

After we went inside, the first order of business was to go pee, because I was dying.  I was dying so bad I didn't have time to do the usual 'line-the-seat-with-toilet-paper' thing I do when I'm in a public restroom in America.  So I decided to squat like I do when I'm in, say, any other country.  But I had to go so so so bad!  And I guess somewhere mid-pee my stream went rogue and I totally peed all down my leg and onto the floor.  Yes I wiped it all up, and Summer goes, "what are you doing on the floor?"  "Taking a nap", I replied.

When I emerged from the stall, I showed Summer what happened and she goes, "FAIL."

And then she said, "I would rather sit on a public restroom toilet than have pee on my jeans."  I whole-heartedly DISAGREE.  Yes it was embarrassing to walk around Wal-mart with pee on my jeans, and of course, a little gross.  But, it was my pee.  You should have SEEN that toilet seat!  EW!!

That's pee on my jeans.  I think I can still wear them a couple more times, no?