"I felt a lot prettier before I looked in the mirror."
"You have done absolutely nothing to annoy me. But I'm so aware of your presence."
"I hate cauliflower. Everything gross looks like it. Warts look like it. STD's look like it. 'Cauliflower ear'. You know, what wrestlers get. Your mom's elbows."
"I am so sick of men acting like their wife looks so great on their wedding day."
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| Somewhere in Cambodia |
*crosses cauliflower off the grocery list forever*
ReplyDeleteMy poor mom.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who did not read Kady's facebook explanation, I never said her Mom's elbows were gross OR looked like cauliflower; I was merely quoting Kady after she explained why she compulsively lotions her elbows. Also... as far as the colonic uterus comment goes, sheesh... what can I say?
ReplyDeleteAlso for those of you who don't know me, I really don't think I'm as weird as Kady's blog makes me out to be. And I'm waaaay prettier.
But now for someone who doesn't live here anymore we are very aware of your presence.
ReplyDeleteI know, what a hag right?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE not mentioning the context under which the Summer-isms occur. It's like I tell ol' Hal. I'm a reporter. I report the truth.
Kind of.
geez, I guess I better get ocd about lotioning my elbows now. I could use them to stamp patterns in my peanut butter cookies.
ReplyDeleteGross mom!
ReplyDelete<3 to Dianne's comment. Pure gold.
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