She Bangs!

At tonight's St. Paul Mancini's Char House Karaoke session, I was able to dance with two older gentlemen.  They both had something gross to say:

Older gentleman # 1:
"I'm hot.  I got all these clothes on.  Or maybe it's you."
At the end of the dance I asked him to dip me, and he did.  He must have been scared he was going to drop me, because at the end of the dip he said, "Gosh, woman!"

Older gentleman # 2:

"Well you said I look like your dad but I sure didn't feel like your dad when we were dancing."

He does kinda look like Ol' Hal, doesn't he?