Summer-isms, Vol. 18

"He didn't get thin.  He had gotten chubby."

"Are those buffaloes?  Or are they motorcycles?"

"Well, you're not dennoying me."

"I have a pretty good clavicle for a fatty."

"I don't like hot things in my mouth.*"

*(This after I chastised her for getting iced coffee on a freezing freezing day in Minnesota.)