It read,
"Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks."
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***UPDATE***
Kelly's Response:
One day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school (GRADE SCHOOL, HOLLER ELEM), sitting with all of her friends (EVIL CLASSMATES). A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too. (I DID NOT SEE THE NOTE BEING PASSED. THERE WAS NO GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HEY WHERE ARE THEY GOING, OH HERE'S A NOTE, WHAT DOES IT SAY)Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.
It read,
'Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks.' ACCURATE
I LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE CUPPED HAND OVER MOUTH BREATH SNIFF TEST."
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(Great Kelly, now nobody is ever going to believe one of my stories ever again.)
geez kady you are in trouble now!!! telling stuff. I suppose in your next blog you will be telling how someone blabbed to the whole bus that someone got her period.
ReplyDeletePoor Kelly. I got the same treatment when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteThis story is close, but some inaccuracies.
ReplyDeleteOne day, my older sister Kelly was in the library in high school (GRADE SCHOOL, HOLLER ELEM), sitting with all of her friends (EVIL CLASSMATES). A note was being passed and giggles were happening, so Kelly anxiously waited for it to get around to her so she could read it and giggle too. (I DID NOT SEE THE NOTE BEING PASSED. THERE WAS NO GIGGLING. I WAS LIKE HEY WHERE ARE THEY GOING, OH HERE'S A NOTE, WHAT DOES IT SAY)Suddenly and without warning everyone else got up and left, leaving the note on the table.
It read,
"Let's get out of here! Kelly's breath stinks." ACCURATE
I LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE CUPPED HAND OVER MOUTH BREATH SNIFF TEST.
Is there a way to correct this blog post? I love this story as embarrassing as it is, but somehow the idea that it would have happened in High School is even worse.
ReplyDeleteAlready nobody believes you Kady. Whenever you repeat a story I told you you completely butcher it! You're a bit too into story telling instead of the actual facts.
ReplyDelete(The mark of a great story-teller, I'd say.)
ReplyDeleteIn Kady's defense this is an awesome story. One of my favorite. She simply mixed up some of the details. I love that it made it to her blog.
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