The Worst Kind of Turd is an Honest One, Vol. 4

Today at work, Summer and I brought our lunch.  We decided to eat at the picnic tables near the municipal pool.

One of the reasons we chose to eat there is because it has some great shade, and the other more important reason is that there usually is NO ONE THERE.

Well today, a very attractive man and his little boy walked by, and when they did, the adorable young turd lad exclaimed,

"Hey!  Look at those guys!"

What IS he talking about??