"She basically yelled at me with her bell."
"Maybe it's just a weird homeless guy who stole a vest from me."
"Even if I had the nicest dog in the world, I would be afraid that my dog would bite my baby's head. It seems only natural."
"Even bad guys make me wear a helmet."
"What do you think of those topless hats?"
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Me: "That guy's name was Hamish."
Summer: "It doesn't matter. I'm gonna die alone."
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Are you and your peeps ever sober?
Of course dbs, I just don't like to document those moments.
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