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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Me and Animals. We're Like This.


Attention Animal Planet: I am pitching a show to you in which I try to interact with big huge scary domesticated friendly harmless animals. Because it's really funny.



 



 End of Pitch.

2 comments:

  1. at least you apologize for dropping the food.
    manners are everything!

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  2. ha! I insist on speaking to everybody in English, no matter what country I'm in. Regardless of whether or not they understand. And I just keep talking.

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