You ever been to this place? Just an old Minneapolis staple. A place to go dancing, see bands...made famous by the one and only Prince in a little-known movie called Purple Rain. And if the venue is little-known, this fact is well-known: the women's bathroom is a scary, germy place.
I went there last Saturday night to see a friend DJ, and I saw two women in the bathroom breaking two of my First Avenue rules:
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| Broken Rule # 1: Don't drink so much that you have to put your face in one of their toilets. |
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| Broken Rule # 2: Never, EVER, put anything on the floor or touch any of your body parts to any of the parts of the bathroom stall. And you certainly don't EMPTY YOUR PURSE ONTO THE FLOOR NEXT TO A URINE PUDDLE EVEN IF YOU REALLY REALLY NEED TO FIND A TAMPON. |
Okay, those are both pretty gross, but why were you in there long enough to see two women being totally disgusting? Were you just hanging out in the bathroom?
ReplyDeletePee, snap photos, ditch. It's my M.O.
ReplyDeleteI forgive lady in stall 1 Who raised lady in stall 2?
ReplyDeleteYes! Kelly, I totally agree.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the rule banning taking pictures in restrooms. How many "Do's and Don'ts" in bathrooms have you been the subject of.
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