"We started collecting shot glasses. Because we're those kind of people now."
"I don't want to move in with a homeless lady."
˝How are you supposed to set up a toy dinner with mismatched plates?˝
After I complemented her on her accomplishment of reaching 5 foot 2 inches in height:
˝I set that goal back when I was 4 foot 10. It seemed unthinkable back then. I figured that´s the tallest I could be without being a giant.˝
Oh no!! In all my medical stuff lately they measured me and I am now 5'1". I used to be 5'3"!!!!
ReplyDeleteCrap mom you just keep making aging so terrible
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