Ross-isms, Vol. 3

"Nothing says 'business casual' like a suit and a backpack."

"You know the blanket doesn't go from my feet to my shoulders."

"Every guy knows he's marrying a bucketful of crazy."

"I need to quit falling in love with alcohol I can't get back in the States."

"I'm gonna buy a leather jacket so that when I'm running for the train I look cool."