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Saturday, February 2, 2013

Dianne-isms

"I havent seen The View in five days. Do you know what that does to me?"
Describing the size of a blackhead on my dad's back: "I coulda put that on the record player and it woulda played for a half hour."

Wearing her present from India. Baking me a ham.

3 comments:

  1. I think that is politically incorrect.

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  2. I mean wearing her outfit from India and cooking a ham. not the record player comment, that comment I think is just ethically or morally incorrect.

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