"I cannot wait to be brave enough to go into that body oil store."
"Don't people know they can start, like, an IRA instead of getting a tattoo?"
"Can't you just say 'big-butt-peach-dress?'"
"Boo Hoo. I don't need a cervix."
"I use my hands way too much in every video you've ever secretly taken of me singing in the car."
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