My friends Tara and Beth and I used to eat lunch together every day in Junior High. One day in the cafeteria, Tara started coughing. She grabbed her chest, looked at Beth and me and said, barely audibly:
"I got something caught in my fallopian tube."
Nope. In case any of you were wondering...
Esophagus. She had something caught in her esophagus:
Can't wait to here what your dad has to say about this.
ReplyDeleteHe would probably say, "quit your dirty talk!"
ReplyDeleteI bet she didn't get very good grades in health.
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