Hal-isms, Vol. 42

"Kady. Why do you so selfishly only think of yourself?"

"You've always been my favorite. You were my favorite when KIM was born." (Kim is ten years older than me.)

"Oh sure, they'll spend it on whiskey and I'll sit in my crappy diapers."

"Oh my Gosh! It's past my bedtime: Ten-to-Nine."