Sunday Favorites: It's Raining Men!

New to A Lady Reveals Nothing? You've missed SO MUCH. Not to worry. Every Sunday, I dig through the archives to repost an old favorite. Mostly because I'm too lazy to come up with new content every single day. This story originally appeared on August 23, 2010 when I was bar tending at a lodge up North: 

Hallelujah!

I've never felt so very attractive and wanted!  At the Lodge, to date, I have had five offers for dinner and four marriage proposals.  All of the men are over 50, all but one were very drunk, and here are the propective dinner locations:

Subway

Hardee's*

Chocolate Moose (International Falls-style Perkins)

Thunderbird Lodge (classy joint)  So far this guy is in the lead.  Obviously.

(Not an actual photo.  But not too far off.)

Here is the International Falls fishing Lodge mating ritual, as far as I can tell:

Drunk guy sees I am not wearing a wedding ring.

Drunk guy figures he is single (maybe.)

Drunk guy finds us to be immediately compatible.  (= both single).

Drunk guy asks me out.

To Subway, for a sandwich.

*The Hardee's guy (60-something...) asked if I want to "hook up".  Horrified, yet skeptical, I asked him what exactly "hook up" meant.  He said, "you know, go to Hardee's for a coffee."