Summer-isms, Vol. 60 (Surely I Have Enough For a Book By Now)

"All I know is I'm so glad I did not get famous until I was older."

"I'm gonna call Justin about this mallet situation."

"It never occurred to me that my life would be nice."

"Is that like a puppy Bjorn?"

"But can't a Kenyan run 25 miles an hour?"