Inside Family Jokes You Probably Won't Find Very Funny

We're sitting around playing games from about 4pm. 3 hands in it was 6:30pm...

Hal, to no one to my mom: "...are we going to have a light lunch?"

Why it's funny:

• My dad is always wondering "where is dinner?"
• Nobody was starving.
• Apparently my mom was just supposed to get up and start making dinner in the middle of our game.
• "Light Lunch." At 6:30pm?
• Hal had just been snacking on Kit Kats and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Where is my DINNER, WOMAN???

Pete and I about died.