A great joke when you're a little kid is to ask somebody if they are PT.
They will get confused, but they will always answer either "Yes" or "No", because if they ask what PT is, you just say again, "ARE YOU PT? YES OR NO?" and you force them to answer "Yes" or "No".
If they say "Yes", you say: "You're a Pregnant Turtle?!?!" and then you laugh at them.
If they say "No", you say: "You're NOT Potty Trained??!!?!" and then you laugh at them.
Told ya. Great. Joke.
So I asked my little Cousin Ryan if he was PT.
He looked at me and thought about it for a long time and then replied: "I am and I amn't."
He got me.
They will get confused, but they will always answer either "Yes" or "No", because if they ask what PT is, you just say again, "ARE YOU PT? YES OR NO?" and you force them to answer "Yes" or "No".
If they say "Yes", you say: "You're a Pregnant Turtle?!?!" and then you laugh at them.
If they say "No", you say: "You're NOT Potty Trained??!!?!" and then you laugh at them.
Told ya. Great. Joke.
So I asked my little Cousin Ryan if he was PT.
He looked at me and thought about it for a long time and then replied: "I am and I amn't."
He got me.
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| Oh? You're a PT?! How embarrassing. |
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