You'll be happy to know that all of us Hexum girls are still vying for favorite daughter. Now that my mom has breast cancer the competition has taken the form of a one-upsmanship-style group text in which we send photos of how supportive we are. I like to call this our "mass-text-omy".
Wakka Wakka.
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Wakka Wakka.
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| The caption accompanying Kasey's photo was "Now who's your favorite, Mom?" |
The favorite will finally be announced when some boobs start showing up in my boob bank. Call 555-boob to contribute.
ReplyDeleteMom! I told you -- you can have my ugly one.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I feel like "yo mama" jokes are coming next? :)
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