Jose Gonzalez

Literally so sick of celebrities trying to get their photo taken with me!

House

A couple shots of the upstairs:

What a Difference Six Months Makes

It doesn't seem that long ago my mom was in for her lumpectomy which started all of this cancer business. She's been living with me since February.

She's all done with Chemo, and smack dab in the middle of 7 weeks of daily radiation treatments. We sneak away for a pedicure when we can...

The House

Karaoke

From that time my mom went out with her favorite daughter and also Kasey to go and sing "Brown Girl in the Ring" by Boney M.

Shashage Links

Recognize anybody here? 

I thought these flyers were funny.

Sheesh! How can you even listen to any of them?

I am so in love with this designer. Why oh why am I building a house instead of buying her clothes?

We can all learn a think or two about food waste from France.

Good LORD Hollywood. I would probably never date a 55-year-old in real life. I'm sure that's hilarious to all of you since I haven't dated ANYONE in over five years...but seriously.

Here's your version of hell based on your personality type. (ESFP for me)

Here's why you're still single based on your personality type. (I'm going with ESFJ on this one)

Here's what you most need on a bad day based on your personality type. (ESFP again)

Here's how to figure out your personality type.

House

The Worst Kind of Turd is an Honest One, Vol. 7

On Record Store Day, Hanna and I were walking down to the festivities and I remembered that while I had carefully picked out my outfit, I hadn't considered my undergarments. 

"Hanna! OMG! Can you see my underwear lines?"

"...um...yah...kinda..."

"Take a picture of my butt and show it to me so I can see."

*she takes a picture of my butt and shows it to me*

"OMG. We have to go back to my house so I can change my grungies."

*she rolls her eyes*

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Two days later she texted me this photo of my panty lines, floating in mid space because she's hilarious and really, really mean.