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Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Hal-isms, Vol. 72

"I don't shower at night. I wake up curly haired."
 
"I'm in a pissing match with a skunk."
 
"I ain't cookin' I'm just gonna eat hard tack and mushrooms."
 
"If you're in denial, it helps!"
 
"You tell them to get some Clamato juice or close their doors."
 
 

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